Oh hello traveler, it's nice to see you again! I see you came along with Nate and M3-0W and caught me in the middle of writing another juicy story for the Tribune! Just fixing some errors here and there...oh, huh? A note? For me? Let's read it together then! 

'Dear Porter, on behalf of the Subliminal Tribune staff, we'd like to wish you a very happy birthday! However, knowing how you are, we highly recommend that you take the day off today from writing anything. Enjoy yourself today!' 

What? A break? But this story's coming out good so far! Agh, even on my birthday, the news doesn't rest! Well I guess now that you're here, I'll take a break from writing and enjoy my birthday with friends! Turning 30 is a milestone in human years, but it's only a fraction of time in the dream world. 

Let's have fun for now, traveler, but once the day is up, I'll be back to writing- just you wait!   - Porter