Traveler! Here, quick! Take a look at this! Ta-da! A wonderful act, isn't it? You came just in the knick of time! 

I am about to channel surf and visit another dimension in the dream world. Would you care to join? You would? Splendid! I know it is my birthday and all, but this is the best way to spend it! I'm another year closer to the big one hundred, but I still have enough energy in me to keep going! Nothing would make me happier than you coming along on my birthday to surf the channel waves! 

Yes, it is completely safe! You might feel a bit fuzzy...like television static, but rest assured that I'm here to make sure you're well! So come on, take my hand! This will be the jolliest of good shows!   - Telly