Traveler! It's you! Oh, did I scare you? My apologies about that! What funny timing!

I'm here channel surfing trying to find my way to the nearest post office. I have some letters I want to send to some of my fellow television friends. Nowadays, people use "e-mail", but I am not going to use that cursed technology!

Have you ever wondered what channel surfing is like? I think the best way to describe it is the way you've traveled through the box dimension portals. Yes, I've heard quite a lot of your adventures in there! It's quite similar to that, but you travel through some familar television programs along the way!

And of course, it's my birthday! I can't believe it's been another year since you last accompanied me on a channel surfing adventure. Come and join me on another one! As long as the televisions of the dream world remain on, we'll have a jolly good show in the TV universe! Onward! - Telly