THE SUBLIMINAL TRIBUNE

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Edition 01

SEPTEMBER TO BRING AUTUMN NOSTALGIA 

By: Porter

Dream world entities are preparing for what is going to be the start of a very busy season, and it’s all thanks to an upcoming wave of nostalgia. 

Nostalogists are forecasting an uptick in seasonal dimensions to begin springing up towards the end of the month. This will coincide with human activity that stems from the autumnal season in Reality. Many are looking forward to the return of these dimensions. 

“Yeah, I think it’s great,” said a witness, “I really hope that the Patch Dimension returns. It usually does, and I’ve been wanting to get myself a pumpkin really badly!” “Yeah I guess it’s okay,” said another witness, “I just don’t see the craze in pumpkin spice! It’s that time of year where everyone goes nuts over it.” 

Among the seasonal dimensions that are being forecasted to come soon is the Patch Dimension, which a witness we interviewed had brought up. The Patch is a dimension where many pumpkins of all sizes grow. It’s where the dream world creatures go to get their pumpkins for eating, decorating, slicing, or for collection purposes. It’s also rumored that the keeper of the Patch will be out guarding his prized pumpkin possession. 

The Patch Dimension is set to manifest itself on September 23rd and will be available for visits until early November, when it closes in on itself again. 

CHAPEL DIMENSION BRINGS WONDER, QUESTIONS 

By: Roman

Visitors from the Backrooms are getting a closer look at the newly opened Chapel Dimension portal.

Its location in the dream world is unknown, but it appears to be very isolated from the rest of the dimensions. A quick glance will let people know that this place hasn’t been cleaned up in a while. 

Vines and shrubs grow uncontrollably, while stains can also be seen across the walls. There is also a grand amount of standing water in the chapel, leading many to wonder if there is a leak somewhere that needs to be fixed. 

“The place looks like it hasn’t been touched in a while,” said Nate, a member of the Dimension Protection Force, “Mold, vines, wet floor...why has no one from the DPF attended to this! I should write a report.” 

Visitors also note the bizarre shrine at the end of the chapel, where it appears that a summoning tried to take place. It is unknown if it was successful. “Yeah well, Lucid’s not going to be summoned like this,” Nate said, “These are not the right conditions to make him appear. It’s no wonder they probably gave up!” 

When asked about Lucid’s whereabouts, Nate hesitated. “Well, you see, I can’t necessarily tell you where he is...but I also can’t tell you where he isn’t...does that make sense?” When further pressed, he said, “Lucid’s not the type to really go around the dream world. He doesn’t like that his reputation is...known for that incident many years ago. Get it?” 

The Chapel Dimension is open for anyone who would like to go visit. Visitors are advised to watch their step, as it is extremely slippery there. 

Q/A:

Hey all! This section is reserved for asking Nate questions about the game. Questions can range from information about the dimensions, dream world, other characters, secrets, etc. You’re welcome to ask as many questions in #the-class channel on the Discord server! Keep in mind that not all questions asked will be picked, depending on the context of the question and amount of potential spoilers it could reveal. Once enough questions are asked, they will slowly roll out here! 

Upcoming Events:

Now- Chapel Dimension opens:  The place is definitely mysterious and isolated...watch your step! 

September 9- New dimension opens:  Oh I hate waiting in line...the service seems too slow… 

September 26- The Patch Dimension appears:  I hate to brag, but my pumpkin’s gotta be the biggest one in the patch!