THE SUBLIMINAL TRIBUNE
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Edition 02
CONSTRUCTION SPOTTED IN PARTY DIMENSION
By: Porter
Visitors to the Party Dimension are being asked to prepare for an upcoming event soon.
Crates, tools, and other construction objects have been spotted in the dimension, leading many to wonder if a particular birthday for someone is approaching. Typically, parties are always held here, but if the room is going to look different for a certain event, it might mean that someone ordered for a special party.
“Ya know, I can’t really say who asked us to revamp the room,” a construction worker said, “No seriously, we have no idea. We got an order from an anonymous client who asked the room to be decorated in a specific fashion for a specific date. It must be someone with power or perhaps someone with money?”
When asked if this has ever been done before, the construction worker pondered. “Hmm, well, there’s been a few occasions here and there. This particular special party has been occurring around this time for years now. We just never know who’s ordering it. Bizarre, no?”
The Tribune has managed to scour for past records of files for events held in this room, and have concluded that a party has been scheduled in this dimension around the third week of September for the last 25 years or so. Unfortunately, those records omit any names for the person(s) requesting these parties, so it remains a mystery.
The construction is expected to be done within a week with the birthday party starting on September 16 and lasting one week.
LONG WAIT TIMES LEAVE MANY FRUSTRATED FOR FOOD
By: Arial
Visitors from the Backrooms are getting a first-hand look through the portal taking them to the Drive-Thru Dimension.
The Drive-Thru Dimension allows anyone to order from the menu and receive food in return. However, many are starting to realize that the wait at the establishment is a bit too long.
“I’ve been waiting for months for my food! All I asked was for one burger, ONE burger! Can you believe this?” a witness said. “It’s strange,” another witness states, “I asked for an ice cream cone, but they told me their machine was down. How can their machine be down for this long? It’s truly a baffling mystery.”
Some have complained about being resorted to waiting at one of the colored parking spaces, explaining that their food might take a little longer to come than usual. “This sucks. I just want my nuggets,” said a local boy.
Visitors are welcome to visit, but are advised to prepare for unusually long wait times.
Q/A: Ask Nate
Dear Nate, what’s up with all the radios in each dimension?
By: Ray Dio
Hi there Ray! That’s a very interesting question. I will try my best to explain what I know.
In my travels across the dream world, I too have noticed all of the radios in each dimension. They all play different music and can be heard in that dimension only. To understand the radio, we have to understand the physical radio itself.
In Reality, the radio was invented in the late 19th-early 20th Century, when humans built the first one. Upon its invention, the radio eventually landed and manifested itself into the dream world. Remember, things in the dream world can’t exist if humans don’t imagine or build it first. Tip: if enough people think of something, it becomes real- in the dream world, at least.
Now that’s the history of the radio, but the actual radio you encounter across dimensions, is another mystery! It is safe to assume that if you see a radio in a dimension, that dimension is modern; you’ll see a radio in the Class Dimension, but you probably won’t see a radio in, let’s say the Tomb Dimension. That’s because that dimension existed before humans invented the radio, so it can’t be in there!
All I can say is that I don’t necessarily know why it appears in A LOT of dimensions. My theory? Maybe someone planted a radio in each dimension to drive everyone crazy!! Like Santa Claus leaving gifts, except he leaves one radio in each dimension for whatever reason. I can’t necessarily call the radio a threat if it’s not hurting anyone. Maybe we will find out the truth someday!
Dear Nate, is that a halo or are those horns on your head?
By: Dee Monick
Hi Dee! This is a common question I get a lot when meeting people, so let me get to the facts.
Believe it or not, these are horns! As a dream demon, we all develop horns at some point in our lives, but every dream demon’s horns are different; mine are red, but Lucid’s are black! Horns in general come in different sizes and odd forms. Some are curly, some are spiky, some are dull, you get the picture!
Dream demons develop their horns over time, and by time, I mean several upon several years! There is no way to speed up this process, so young dream demons have to wait until they are mature. Interestingly, some horns have special abilities to them. Take Lucid for example: his horns emit a faint frequency that allow him to sense his surroundings. Think of it being like a built-in echo location. Pretty cool, right?!
As for me, I’m not really sure why people see a halo! My theory is that some people who I encounter on my travels are very tired and seem to be imagining a halo on my head. Rest assured, they are horns and always were!
Upcoming Events:
Now- Drive-Thru Dimension opens: If I had known the wait would be this long, I would have just cooked whatever food I had at home instead.
September 16- Birthday Party: A certain dream demon is turning another year older, but he still looks young to me!
September 16- New dimension opens: Oh, no wonder I feel watched all the time. I wonder if they got cable?
September 23- The Patch Dimension appears: I hate to make an autumn joke, so I won’t, because I know it will *fall* flat.